your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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