Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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