is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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