So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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