hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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