Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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