Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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