i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
A+ Viking dick
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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