Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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