To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
BRING THE BAGELS
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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