For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
the raccoons are back...
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