The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
