I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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