the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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