The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Randomize
