The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
