dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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