An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My life is pants optional.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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