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(212): View more from New York

yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I think my vagina is haunted

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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(785): View more from Kansas

Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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(949): View more from California

hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?

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(585): View more from New York

just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it

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