census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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