it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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