You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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