Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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