There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
