My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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