Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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