If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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