my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
