so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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