none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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