Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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