My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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