Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
where am i from again
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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