I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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