Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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