Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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