It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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