He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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