so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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