k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
