I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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