After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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