Nicole vs. Life
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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