Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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