can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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