thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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