How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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