So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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