That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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