problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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