She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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