Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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