You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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