yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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