I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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