Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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